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Danz is out!! The special editions that is.

Unfortunatley the regular has been pushed back to October....All these delays are driving me crazy.

The special editions have been shipped to the Aspen House. Though I won't be back in the states till late September of this year. I am curently in The Golan Hieghts visiting relatives.

But to those who wanted a special edition I will ship them out as soon as I am able. Let me know if you wish them to be signed or not....

Anyway, an update on Chancey. Thier appearance in Houston has been postponed till September. Trish has fallen ill with a really bad case of Nuemonia...But it will be on a Saturday, and at the Woodland Pavillion.

We do hope everyone will come out for it. I of course wont be able to make it. But none the less I hope everyone will come out. We also will be showing some home movies of Chancey as well.

Anyway, I wish everyone of my Fox Blogger friends the best. And hope to see alot of you during my book signing. Which will be in October. It will be the same place Barns and Noble by the Galleria and the Starbucks on post oaks. That is if they dont close it first...LOL....

Oh, here is a photo of myself I wanted to share with everyone. It is my draft photo from 1973.

Note: I look so happy here...

Off to Vietnam, What a Thrill............

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC ZIONIST TIGER   

Shalom my foxblogger friends!!!!

I have been a way for a while but I just heard about Chanceys little mishap. And I thought I would share it with you all.

Now when Trish called and said she was ready to choke the you know what out of Chancey. I at first thought she raised hell at the tv studio in Louisiana.

For example she is very playful and sometimes when she wants to play, like at the CCF office she can creat havoc running around and so on. But I found out thru Trishes story that it was she and the AP people who were to blame...

I dont know what they were thinking when they put all thier leftovers from red lobster in the back of our jeep. But they learned a lesson. I even told Trish you should have known better. But they thought Cheetahs dont like people food. But they forgot about the stories we told them of chancey devouring a pizza, cereal, meow mix and so on.

So after lunch they went to a two o clock  filming for the next days morning show. All went inside to check on the arrangements.

While leaving Chancey out in the jeep with all that food. When they returned they found all of it shredded to pieces, all the lobster leftovers and new potatoes gobled up and the plastic foodboxes and salad strewn all over the back seat with Chancey of course sleeping  with food and styrafoam  all over her. Now of course everyone was ticked but she is an animal and she is domesticated. I even reminded Trish that we cant even leave cokes sitting on the table, or chancey will get it. She likes coke for some wierd reason. And we found out she also likes potatoes as well.

But this is not the end here....It gets worse.

Now after a quick clean up they of course walked her in to meet everyone. And what I was told it all went well. She was very calm and was making friends with a certain female reporter who happened to do the morning show for the station.  Now  about ten minutes into the shoot , Sandy the morning show host  was sitting on the floor playing with chancey and interviewing Trish at the same time. Then without warning Chancey yaked all over her. Trish said it was so embarrasing that she wanted to go and hide in the darkest hole she could find. Sandy herself even lost her lunch after that. But what I was told, it took a while to get cleaned up from the incident, but afterwards the filming resumed.

and everything went find after that.

But I did have to tell Trish, after all that fussing on the phone. Who's fault is it really?

The next time I am sure all of you will know better , Right?

Afterward we had a good laugh, and another story to put in Chanceys book...............

For Chancey life is a blast!!!

LOL ON THIS ONE.....

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC ZIONIST TIGER

Chanceys Houston Appearance!!!

The Place and month have been confirmed....

We will be appearing at the woodland pavillions

on a saturday. More than likely the last day of saturday of july. This will be her last stop before going under the knife. So everyone is encouraged to come out, bring your cameras.

If you ever wanted to pet a live cheetah? Well here is your chance. She is very people friendly and extremely playful, and sometimes willfull.

As you can tell by my last blog. The show will start with a thirty minute film, which was done by the combined efforts of Dr. Laurie Marker and Animal Planet. Chancey is in this film as well Dr. Marker, Trish and Chewbaka. Afterwards, her royal cuteness, as PBMom called her will be brought out to meet the crowd.

There will be plenty of time for photo ops and or getting up real close and personal with her for photos and greetings. Trish and I also are giving a way 15 Chancey plush toys. Three feet tall.

and Twenty t-shirts. The shirts from the book Danz. Which have been supplied from my publisher. Each person that comes in will be given a ticket. One end you will keep, the other goes into a bucket for the drawing.

Now donations will be asked for at the end by the CCF. But dont feel guilty or obligated to give if you cannot. We all understand that. The economy regardless what they say STINKS....

The show is free of charge and I would hope everyone would come out and see her. I would also love to meet alot of the Houston Bloggers

face to face....

Maybe even Fox can come out and do some coverage. There will also be an add in the Houston Chronicle entertainment section as well. The actual date will be confirmed soon.

When I get it, I will post it...

Here now is what the Danz T-shirt looks like.

The photos are kind of fuzzy, but you get the general idea...

Front

Back. We do have them in all sizes.

Now here is the prototype of the official Chancey plush toy.

I do apologize I just dont have photos of the real thing yet.

But it looks much better than this one....

Anyway, hope to see everyone out there in July.

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

Shalom my foxblogger friends.

Just got a story back from Trish in Florida I just had to share. First she relayed the story to me, later I was sent the video which I will post on myspace later. Now this happened at a florida Middle school. And when I first heard it, I was laughing the whole time over the phone. The video that was sent later had me rolling on the floor. So sit back and have a listen.

First I want to show a photo of Chancey and our jeep so you can put this picture in your head.

this is the type of jeep we have.

I got a call a few nights ago and was told by Trish that she was ready to choke the cheetah BLEEP out of Chancey...Though it she was kidding, here is why.

Trish, Chancey and AP were pulling up to a Miami

Florida middle school for a early morning show. As usual AP got out first to do some filming, when Trish went to put the leash on Chancey, Chancey then got other ideas. Before Trish could get the leash on Chancey bolted for the back of the jeep. Trish, a bit ticked shut the door and went to the back of the jeep. As soon as she opened the top window Chancey bolted back to the front of the jeep and began chirping at her. Now for those of you who dont know Cheetahs can make a bird like chirping sound.

This serves multiple purposes. One type is used for when they are searching for thier cubs, and or family, which is what chancey does when we are abscent from the house. The other type chirp is used when they are frightened which is usually followed by several hisses, like that of a domestic house cat.

The other is used when they are angry. Now Chancey has never harmed us or anybody, but she does have a temper. Especially when she wants to do her own thing. Anyway, Trish shut the back and went back up front. Chancey again bolted to the back and went about chirping again.

Each time Trish had to shut the door so she wouldnt run out. Now this got even more humorous, though not to Trish. Trish would just move closer to the back when Chancey would bolt the opossite direction inside the jeep.

This action continued for about twenty minutes. Luckily the camera man caught the whole thing on tape. So you can imagine the hillarious scene of my wife outside the jeep running back and forth with Chancey doing the same, but on the inside.After a while of running back and forth along the outside of the jeep. Trish finally gave up, and what I saw on the video she was quite worn.

Chancey though had settled down in the back and was, from what I saw going to take a nap. So after a few sharp words the show had to be postponed until after lunch. Trish locked Chancey in the jeep and went to starbucks with AP. They of course thought this whole thing was hilarious. Trish didnt at the time and let a few have from what she told me. Though later she did apologize. And after a good nap, Chancey finally cooperated and the show went off fine after that.

I did watch this video over and over, and it is still hilarious every time I watch it. Trish was almost at a point of spinning around in place it had gotten so bad....I do promise, when I have time to post it on myspace so everyone can have a good, goood laugh.....

I wish I had been there....

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

This is her usual smart ass

expression...And that is what I saw alot of in the video. She can be a willfull

ol thing when she wants to be.....

Just a quick note. I have a new blog

on The Fabulous Cheetah Brothers which is possibly going to be bought

by 20th century fox.

It is a screenplay and it will be animated if they purchase from me.

If anyone would like to read it, it is on www.myspace.com/cybertoothtiger1

So I would hope everyone would check it out. And my page as well.

Also you dont have to be a member to read or get onto my page...

so let me know what everyone thinks who reads it.

Thanks all

and God Bless

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

Oh, here is a new Chancey photo I found of her as a cub....

This is another favorite photo of ours.....

Just like John Lennon said........

Just give me some truth.........

I havent been on here in a while,

been real busy with Gonzo stuff.

Though now I am going to make myself very vunerable.

I have stopped blogging about Chancey.....Because.......

I never seem to get much response from them. So this is what I am asking.

DO you like the blogs foxbloggers?

Or You dont like the blogs?

I am hoping everyone can be honest with me. This is of course going out to seven different foxblogger community. Though I must admit the Aspen group seems to enjoy them more than most, but then again you guys and gals know Chancey. Anyway, Dont worry about my feelings, I can handle rejection if it comes. I got fifty rejection letters on Danz. So I can handle it....

So let me know what everyone thinks.

But if everyone finds them boring or unenteresting, I will of course speak of her no more.....

Thanks all

M.T.D.

Just thought I would share with everyone the new Logo for Gonzo.

This is of course with Anita's permission. After I got done she liked it. She says it suits Gonzo and myself...Let me know what everyone thinks.

But since your here I might as well share something else with everyone. These are some photos I took in vietnam, to which my wife wouldn't let me throw out. So I thought I would show some of the crazy stuff I went thru during my 3 year tour.........

I was a door gunner in the 1st cav. and these are some of the photos I

took while inside the Huey UH1D This is a reported vietcong strong hold

we were attacking.

Photo aboard chopper. Missles fired against an NVA Target

firebase Charlie Da Nang area.....Thank you so much Tricky Dick Nixon........

Operation Dust off. Picking up wounded troups.

All I can remember here is I wanted so bad

to go back with them. We had had a really

bad shoot out with the NVA (North Vietnamese Army)

a quick photo and a quick retreat.....As I remember we were taking in heavy

fire..........

Photo taken on our way back to Firebase Charlie.....

A SAD SIGHT INDEED.......We were just dropped off. As for

myself, sometimes I did get ground duty...EXTREME SUCK!!!

Now this is a photo of the brown river rat patrol They were the only Navy boys

with us. These boats are refered to as PBR'S, They had two models the Mark I

and the Mark II. The one hanging I think is a Mark II.

Anyway, there you have it.

This is some of what I have left

from my 3 year free tour of the peoples WONDERFUL Republic of Vietnam.......

This part of the blog is sponsored by two really wonderful dirtbags..

Lets give them all a wonderful hand for all the death, insanity and betrayals that followed.....

i Have to apologize Everyone, just blowing off some steam............

M.T.D.

THE RIPPED ROARING TIGER

What Song explains you, or how you see yourself right now? Or is there one that sums up your life?

For me, to sum up my life. There are two Beatles songs that really explain me.........

Tommorrow never knows and I'm only sleeping. And maybe perhaps

With or Without you.......

I was made in the counterculture and remain so....

So music lovers tell me what song discribes you, your life, and who you really are............

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC JAMMIN TIGER

Learn writing tech, and how to get published. Plus many more items on writing and publishing. The myspace will be like a seminar, but without cost. If you have questions on how to start your book, or hook, line and sinker tech with getting noticed by the publisher. You can find it all on myspace.com/cybertoothtiger1. So those of you who are memebers sign up as my friends. Those who dont have or want a myspace can read my blogs without such. Plus you can always submit your questions to me at Cyber.tooth.tiger@hotmail.com and I will get back to you. I also am willing to analyze your writing  and tell you what you are doing wrong, right, and so on. Now you wont find many writers that will do this without cost. I have been published since 1968,so I can help you if you guys and gals want.Just an FYI for all my blogger friends. all the best as always.

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

Greetings FoxBloggers!!!

Hope all is well with everyone.

Yours truly now has a myspace.

This I am setting up especially for those who

wish to learn about writing, publishing, Charactor development, StoryLine and so on.

And there will be other topics discussed as well.

Though mainly this will be to help and instruct those who wish to get published.

As Yoda would say.....There is much to be learned...

for access Myspace.com/cybertoothtiger1

Hope to see everyone there.

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

Greetings fox bloggers and staff. This is a heads up on a party we are throughing. First to meet everyone, and to celebrate Chancey's Pregnancy.

which our vet who preformed the first OP. Said there shouldnt be any problems with the reversal. And yes Chancey will be here for those who would like to meet her. We will supply all food and drink. I do hope the Fox staff will attend too. Please make sure this is passed around the office, and to all bloggers who wish to come.

The party will be in late august or early October this year. I will announce the date later on. Though it will be on a Saturday.

Hope to see everyone there.........

Chancey's First Litter.

Photo taken at the San Diego Zoo.

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

Here is some cool facts I found about Saber Tooth tigers everyone might find interesting......

The "sabre-toothed tiger," Smilodon, is the California State Fossil and the second most common fossil mammal found in the La Brea tar pits. The name "sabre-toothed tiger" is misleading, for these animals are not closely related to tigers. Juveniles to adults are represented in the large Berkeley collections. The first Chairman of the University of California Department of Paleontology, Professor John C. Merriam, and his student Chester Stock, monographed the morphology of this great carnivore in 1932. Since then, hundreds of thousands of Smilodon bones have been found at La Brea, permitting remarkably detailed reconstructions of how Smilodon lived. For example, Smilodon was about a foot shorter than living lions but was nearly twice as heavy, and unlike cheetahs and lions -- which have long tails that help provide balance when the animals run -- Smilodon had a bobtail. These suggest that Smilodon did not chase down prey animals over long distances, as lions, leopards, and cheetahs do. Instead, it probably charged from ambush, waiting for its prey to come close before attacking. 

Smilodon was a relatively recent sabretooth, from the Late Pleistocene; it finally went extinct about 10,000 years ago. Fossils have been found all over North America and Europe. Smilodon fossils from the La Brea tar pits include bones that show evidence of serious crushing or fracture injuries, or crippling arthritis and other degenerative diseases, that would have been debilitating for the wounded animals. Yet many of these bones show extensive healing and regrowth, indicating that even crippled animals survived for some time after their injuries. How did they survive? It seems most likely that they were cared for, or at least allowed to feed, by other sabre-toothed cats -- solitary hunters with crippling injuries would not be expected to live long enough for the bones to heal. Smilodon appears to have lived in packs and had a social structure, like modern lions but unlike tigers and all other living cats, which are solitary hunters. Occasional finds of sabretooth-sized holes in Smilodon bones suggest that the social life of Smilodon was not always peaceful; the cats may have fought over food or mates, as lions do today. Such fights were probably accompanied by loud roaring -- from the structure of the hyoid bones in the throat of Smilodon, we know it could roar. 

Although the evolutionary occurrence of saber-teeth is an interesting phenomenon, it is not entirely unique to Smilodon. During the last 60 million years or so, at least four different orders of mammals developed saber-teeth independently of each other on three separate continents. In spite of their different lineages they share some common characteristics. Most were built for ambushing rather than chasing down their prey. To accommodate their large teeth, most saber-toothed animals could open their mouths in a gape of 90-degrees or more. This is impressive compared to the 70-degree gape of modern cats.

The ambush-style of hunting, enlarged canines, and wider gape suggests that Smilodon hunted large prey animals with thick hides. Since the saber-teeth of Smilodon would have shattered upon impact with bone, the canines were probably used to pierce the throat or soft underbelly of its prey. Possible prey animals for the Smilodon include Mammoths, Mastodons, American versions of the Camel and Horse, Bison, and Giant Ground sloths. Smilodon probably became extinct when the large animals it hunted died out.

This is some of the research material

I used when writing Danz....

so those of you who read it will find it pretty acurate by the findings of the La Brea tarpit research facility.

Hope to meet everyone this summer.

Whether and Barns and Noble or the Chancey appearances in Houston.

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

what the frack?????

are they thinking?

The new season opens up with Starbucks return from oblivion.

Now she seems to be mad, and or driven about the direction they are going. Everyone thinks she is a cylon. Col. Tye is a cylon........

go figure........the poster child of cylon hatred.

And speaking of cylons, 6 apears to have gone power mad. Though I dont know why she had all her cylon companions wasted. All they need to do is redownload into a new body and it all begins again.

oh yes, cant forget about Doc Baltar who seems to be a guru now. kind of hairi Chishna style. with photo in the middle of flowers and blinking lights....

Though with the President sharing the same dream with 6, I would guess she might be the fifth cylon.

though it would be a shocker if it were on of the Adoma's. That would be a wierd twist....

If you like battlestar, what are your opinions on the last season so far.

As far as I think, it is getting crazy, and I am willing to bet its gonna get crazier....Hah! my kind of show.

And state of mind..........

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER

The Gonzo peoples choice

ultimate classic movie list.

Last issue of Gonzo we asked the readers to vote on the ultimate classic movie.

Here is thier response.

1. Mad Max I @ II

2. Up the Academy

3. CaddyShack

4. The Toxic Avenger

5. Night of the living dead

(original)

6. The Breakfast Club

7. Rebel without a cause

8. The Rocky  horror Picture show 

9. Rent

10. Animal House

11. The Jerk

12. Texas Chainsaw Massacer (original)

13. I spit on your grave

so my blogger friends what do you think? Do you agree,disagree or can you think of better?

What would your choice be?

Lets here your opinion...

M.T.D.

THE COSMIC TIGER