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I need an answer
Aug 15, 2008 | 2:37 PM PST
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Entertainment
Okay when showering, what do you do with your beard? It's body hair so do you use body wash? Then again, it's on your head so do you use shampoo? How do you wash a beard? Something that made me go HMMMM...
Logo
Aug 15, 2008 | 10:19 AM PST
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Entertainment
To those that know me I will forever be known as Snoopy. However, since I do not want to get sued by anyone I can not use Snoopy, my favorite puppy, as my offical logo. So I am now using the picture below as my offical logo. I am very proud of this picture and I think it does show a bit about who I am. Please let me know what you think. I have added it to my website as I have made some radical changes, in hopes to make it more enjoyable. Hope you like.
http://writingwithpower.googlepages.com
Crush?
Jul 3, 2008 | 7:22 AM PST
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Entertainment
We all have celb crushs but who is your local celb crush?
I Owe My Mother
Jun 30, 2008 | 12:28 PM PST
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "You just wait 'til we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS ..
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
When NOT to talk
Jun 23, 2008 | 11:44 AM PST
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Entertainment
Okay I dont know about you women, so it would be interesting to hear your respounces. When in the pulic BOARD ROOM, and everyone knows what I'm talking about, do you talk to other people while in the stalls? I mean, do you CONDUCT business while doing your business? Is that really a time for conversation? Saying hello to someone is one thing but carrying on an entire conversation? Thoughts?
What's In Your Eye
Jun 19, 2008 | 11:09 AM PST
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Entertainment
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well what is in your eye? I mean, I have gotten complements that I’m handsome but I just don’t see it. I look in the mirror and I see a rounded out face with big cheeks that a chipmunk could store his food for the winter in. My egg shape head may be good for a laugh and my weird looking birthmark. Am I just being too honest and critical?
Not saying that I’m attracted to men or anything, but I know guys that are handsome and I don’t see ANY resemblance to them at all. Even my best friend is way better looking than me. So I ask you, the beholder, what is in your eye?
Book Signing
Jun 17, 2008 | 5:26 PM PST
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Entertainment
I know poetry is not everyones cup of tea but IF I did have a book signing and reading would you come? Trying to get a number to see if its worth doing.
Why Parents Drink
Jun 11, 2008 | 7:03 AM PST
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Entertainment
Why Parents Drink :
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees
was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing
to have an urgent problem with one of the main
computers resolved he dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello
? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult the boss
asked' Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes '
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice
whispered' No '
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message the boss asked' Is anybody else there?'
' Yes' whispered the child' a policeman . '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home the boss asked'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No he's busy' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman' came the
whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
background through the earpiece on the phone the boss
asked' What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss now truly
apprehensive.
Again whispering the child answered' The search team
just landed a helicopter '
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
asked' What are they searching for?'
Still whispering the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle...
' ME . '
New Dog House
Jun 6, 2008 | 8:58 AM PST
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Entertainment
Thats right, this puppy has a new home and I am very proud of this one. Unlike anything else before, I totally designed and posted everything on the page. Hope you like, let me know what you think.
http://WritingWithPower.googlepages.com
Beauty Pagent Winners
Jun 2, 2008 | 12:09 PM PST
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Entertainment
Sorry it has taken me so long to post these, please forgive me.
CONGRADULATIONS TO ERIN AND LANNY
How To Save The Airlines
May 21, 2008 | 12:34 PM PST
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Entertainment
How to save the airlines:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
And the winner is
May 21, 2008 | 8:53 AM PST
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Entertainment
Lanny Griffith and Erin Anthony have won the 2nd Annual Fox Beauty Pageant by a land slide. Be on the look out for your throphies
What Would You Do???
May 20, 2008 | 8:03 AM PST
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Entertainment
Something has been on my mind lately and I would really like some feedback on the subject. The goal for any writer is to see his or her work in print. In this modern age of computers and the internet we now have more avenues of print that is available to everyone around the world.
Crossing the borders from one country to the next is not always easy in book form but now, with the internet, its almost as if there are no borders to cross, no oceans to sail, no boundaries at all. The important thing is that as an author, my work is read.
Now here is my dilemma, would you buy a printed book if the material was out on the net for free? I mean, I want as many people as possible to be able to read my work, my stories, my poetry, my novels, but at the same time books sales is how I make money.
IF, and that’s a big if, I put my work on the net for free it will be in PDF format where you would have to read it on the computer or print it out on paper. I do this because not everyone can afford to buy books and for that reason the may never take a journey into my world.
I am strongly leaning toward posting PDF formats of my books as I complete them so anyone who wants to read my work can. But do you think people will still buy a printed book? Please be honest.
Joke of the Week
May 13, 2008 | 6:46 AM PST
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Entertainment
A friend of mine sent this too me and I had to post it.
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so
he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple,and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end one of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out
until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
Man Boobs
May 8, 2008 | 12:47 PM PST
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Entertainment
Okay its not secret that I’m a big boy. Been HUSKY all my life. My pampers were HUGE as a newborn. So YES, I have man boobs. With more and more Americans being over weight man boobs are on the rise. They are everywhere you look, and like women, they come in all shapes and sizes. One difference, man boobs are covered with hair. With that being said, should guys start wearing over the shoulder boulder holders for men? What are your thoughts on man boobs?
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