Jul 3, 2008 | 7:22 AM
Category:
Entertainment
We all have celb crushs but who is your local celb crush?
Jun 30, 2008 | 12:28 PM
Category:
Entertainment
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "You just wait 'til we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS ..
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
Jun 23, 2008 | 11:44 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Okay I dont know about you women, so it would be interesting to hear your respounces. When in the pulic BOARD ROOM, and everyone knows what I'm talking about, do you talk to other people while in the stalls? I mean, do you CONDUCT business while doing your business? Is that really a time for conversation? Saying hello to someone is one thing but carrying on an entire conversation? Thoughts?
Jun 20, 2008 | 12:14 PM
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News
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Jun 19, 2008 | 11:09 AM
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Entertainment
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well what is in your eye? I mean, I have gotten complements that I’m handsome but I just don’t see it. I look in the mirror and I see a rounded out face with big cheeks that a chipmunk could store his food for the winter in. My egg shape head may be good for a laugh and my weird looking birthmark. Am I just being too honest and critical?
Not saying that I’m attracted to men or anything, but I know guys that are handsome and I don’t see ANY resemblance to them at all. Even my best friend is way better looking than me. So I ask you, the beholder, what is in your eye?
Jun 17, 2008 | 5:26 PM
Category:
Entertainment
I know poetry is not everyones cup of tea but IF I did have a book signing and reading would you come? Trying to get a number to see if its worth doing.
Jun 17, 2008 | 11:23 AM
Category:
Weather
Houston we have a new weather girl, Kristi_Powers. I would like to say welcome to the city and hope you enjoy the stay. Now for a few comments.
I wake up every morning to Fox News, its kind of my alarm clock. You are fitting in with the comments and come backs but you have to turn up the volume a little. You are very pretty, now lets hear that voice. Maybe its just me, but I can barely hear you at times. In a conversation its a good thing cause you control the conversation that way but lets hear your roar. He are all friends here.
I seen your blog about your first day, you did good on your first and second day as well. the rest of the week will be great I'm sure. Just a word of caution, dont pick on Perrment Pattie too much, we love her and her corky forgetful ways, YES Pattie I said we love you so there :P
Anyways, again, WELCOME and I will see you in the morning, even if you cant see me ;)
Snoopy
Jun 12, 2008 | 4:12 PM
Category:
Political
No I'm just kidding. can you imagine if i really did? What a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
Jun 11, 2008 | 7:48 AM
Category:
Traffic
Yesterday I flew for the first time in 5yrs and WOW what a rush. I was like a kid in a candy store with $100 bucks to spend. My face was glued to the windows as I stared out onto the tarmac, watching the ramp rats do their thing. I closed my eyes and I could SMELL the sweet smell of jet fuel. Hmmmmmm... Jet fuel. Then came the tugs, pulling the airplanes around and getting them ready to fly.
Then came time to board. Just being inside a plane brought chills to my body. I touched the skin of the plane at the door before stepping in. It was like an old friend welcoming home. Inside I was crying tears of joy. I love aviation and being away for so long has been hard.
As we taxied out toward the runway I felt my feet moving on their own, pressing the rudder pedals and adding power to keep us on a straight line on the taxiway. As we got to the holding line I could hear in my head the radio traffic from the TOWER as we were cleared for take off. Throttles up and away we went, soaring through the air sweet and smooth. I know I sound silly but it was amazing. I just wanted to share that with my blogger friends.
Jun 11, 2008 | 7:05 AM
Category:
Traffic
What was your first car and how much did it cost to fill it up? We all know bad things were done in that car so keep the stories clean while you are at it. What is the most memorable thing that happened in that car?
Jun 11, 2008 | 7:03 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Why Parents Drink :
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees
was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing
to have an urgent problem with one of the main
computers resolved he dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello
? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult the boss
asked' Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes '
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice
whispered' No '
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message the boss asked' Is anybody else there?'
' Yes' whispered the child' a policeman . '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home the boss asked'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No he's busy' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman' came the
whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the
background through the earpiece on the phone the boss
asked' What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss now truly
apprehensive.
Again whispering the child answered' The search team
just landed a helicopter '
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
asked' What are they searching for?'
Still whispering the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle...
' ME . '
Jun 6, 2008 | 9:44 AM
Category:
Political
Sorry but I am going to be harsh so brace yourselves. Mexico is trying to go over the heads of the United States so that ANY Mexican citizen arrested in the U.S. can not receive the death penalty for crimes committed. Sorry but if you commit the crime then you get the punishment. However, I DID come up with a solution.
If Mexico wants these scumbags so badly then let them have ‘em. Let them go back to Mexico and IF they EVER come back to the United States they will be shot!!! That should not be harsh because Mexico takes illegals that come to their country from Central and South America down to the southern border of Mexico and shot them. It’s a big deterrent that works for them. So let’s take a page out of Mexico’s book. What do you think?
Jun 6, 2008 | 8:58 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Thats right, this puppy has a new home and I am very proud of this one. Unlike anything else before, I totally designed and posted everything on the page. Hope you like, let me know what you think.
http://WritingWithPower.googlepages.com
Jun 4, 2008 | 9:34 AM
Category:
Political
Thats right, now that the battle is over, the race for President is going to get more wild.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 4, 2008 | 8:18 AM
Category:
Political
I listen to 740AM all day long. With the return of Michael Berry on Monday I heard that he went overseas and adopted a boy. Congradulations to Michael for becoming a father but it got me to wondering, why not adopt an American boy?
I notice that a lot of people who want to adopt a child in up going overseas to do so. What is wrong with American children? Or is it the system that makes it difficult, looking at these children as cash cows for the system and not wanting to give them up? What are your thoughts?
