SallyMac's Blog

Bah Humbug!

Stranded baby birds are nature's way of population control and feeding hungry cats. It's SPCA touchy-feely nonsense that only serves to make liberals feel good about themselves. What a waste of money.

I've got baby birds up the ying-yang in two nests above my porch. There's bird-do everywhere and the din the little bast'ds make when they are hungry drowns out my Mad-T-Dog-Thug rap music turned up to 98dB.

I built a little ladder up to there in case the neighbor's cat wants a snack but so far no luck. I like the owl idea though. Hooters are somewhat nice to have around... nuck-nuck.

I'd love to help out and I'll get to learn, too. I have been thinking about doing some volunteer work but I wasn't sure what. It looks like you've recruited me for this if they still have something for me to do.

At my place in Jersey there was this mother squirrel that would ring the doorbell every day asking for more in-the-shell peanuts. I would throw them to her and she would hide them all over the yard. But the blue-jays like the peanuts, too, and the blue-jays and the squirrel would scream at each other, and this poor mother squirrel was outnumbered by an army of peanut-seeking blue-jays with their tactical air-strikes and attacks from every direction.... it was pretty funny to watch.

Squirrels are such funny characters. You gotta watch them around the bird feeders though, the little thieves, they won't leave anything for the birds!

I FEED ABOUT 6 OR 7 SQUIRRELS IN THE FOUNDERS CEMETERY EVERY DAY. 4 ARE JUST BABIES, BUT THEY KNOW I AM GOING TO FEED THEM I LOVE TO WATCH THEM CHASE EACH OTHER UP AND AROUND THE TREES LOVE APPLES ALSO, LIKE THE MAN SAID, THEY WILL BURY THE PEANUTS AND REMEMBER WHERE THEY ARE.