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This is why I sometimes snoop through the better half's email.  He's going to a Bachelor Party in Las Vegas next month for his friend Lucas.  The following is copied text from an email Lucas sent out:

Okay, I was trying to keep this a surprise... but the rumors are spreading and so I'll just get it out there.

Beginning on Friday evening there will be a contest. Everyone will have to blow on Gabe's breathalyzer. Person with the lowest BAC has to wear a bear suit (see attached photo) for the following hour. At the top of every hour, the person in the bear suit has the opportunity to challenge one person to a blow-off. If that person blows a lower BAC, they have to now wear the bear suit.

I already know that some of you are very poor sports and will not be willing to wear the bear suit due to your extremely large cool factor and the rest of us will ostracize and ridicule you for that. However, you can buy out of wearing the bear suit for $25 payable to me and then I will wear the bear suit (since it's my party). If you opt out of either of these selections, then I'm sorry, your invitation to the bachelor party must have gone to the wrong email address and we're sorry that we have inconvenienced your vacation with a little humor and camradarie.

The bear suit will go everywhere with us for the weekend. Please try and contain your bodily fluids and only release them outside of the bear suit since you may be wearing it again in the next few hours. Also, try and keep you language and gestures appropriate with the flock of children that are likely to follow us around outside of the casinos and hotels. No one wants a sex offender registration from a trip to vegas.

Send your complaints to Steven and your compliments to me...

Lucas