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by D0CT0RL0VE from DOWNTOWN, BANG!

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...a rose by any other name...

...when did the pendulum start swinging back to the 1800s?!?!?...I mean...I know when the no smoking policy went into effect...BOY do I know...but when did the "no colorful language" law get voted on?!?!?

...I was at a grocery store early this morning...had to break a hundred...so...I bought an energy drink...went for the Monster...diet of course...this time...anyway...gave the kid the "benny" and he looked at it and said..."Damn!!!...I don't think I can break this yet..."  and he went to the customer service area...where...his supervisor...I think...started an intense conversation with the kid...few moments later...another kid came with my change...I asked what happened to the first kid...and...he said the boss told the first kid not to be cursing in front of customers....DAMN...a curse word!?!?!?...well...at least not one of the big ones...and...are there any big ones any more?!?!?!

...George Carlin used to have a bit where he talked about the seven words you can't say on tv...he says he doesn't do that bit anymore because...most of those words are OK to say on tv now...by the way...DAMN...not on the list...

...it's not like he used the "F" word...which I use "F"requently...or the "N" word...which I "F"N never use...or...it's not like he asked me to do something physically impossible...without being a contortionist...or Ron Jeremy...

...Censor MY vocabulary...well...Keep In SeriouS Mind, You mAy Start Something Far Uglier, Considering talKing is How Everyone commmunicAtes Directly with each other!

...besides...ten years from now...these words may not even be on the list anymore...

...I don't know...that's just me...

...late...

...DOC...

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KristineGalvan read my blog view my photos
Oct 2, 2007 | 4:01 PM

I think the "D word" that was so offensive at the grocery store is in the Bible.

Wonderful-World read my blog view my photos
Oct 2, 2007 | 5:32 PM

Love the subliminals. Carlin said it best - F the F'n F'ers.

Wonderful-World read my blog view my photos
Oct 2, 2007 | 5:35 PM

ack! I didn't even use the real word and it got bleeped! hahaha Before long, the letter F will be dropped from the alphabet. I wonder if it will be buried phace up or phace down.

D0CT0RL0VE read my blog view my photos
Oct 2, 2007 | 6:14 PM

...Kristine...you are right!!!!...I must have been sick that day in Sunday school...

...WW...glad you caught it!!!...sorry you got BLEEPed...someone must have an itchy trigger PHinger on the bleep button...

...I don't know...that's just me...

...late...

...DOC...

SallyMac read my blog view my photos
Oct 2, 2007 | 10:01 PM

Did you at least get your energy drink? I can't imagine you without one in your hand...one in the car...one in sports...one in..I think you left one on my desk.

Sally Mac

D0CT0RL0VE read my blog view my photos
Oct 3, 2007 | 3:44 AM

...hey SMac...

...I did get the energy drink...and...I drank it all...but I did feel bad about it...well...at the beginning...then...by the time I finished it...I forgot what I felt bad about!!!...not like it was a direct order or anything like that!!!!

...I don't know...that's just me...

...late...

...DOC...

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