D0CT0RL0VE's Blog

....not that I rant...BUT....

...I was playing "Name That Tune"...while driving in the parking lot otherwise known as the 45-59 interchange...with my car radio...when I stumbled upon this little "NEW" diddy...now...I realize that the song had been out for awhile...but...it was new to me...

...this "song"...nay...anthem...for girls that have been cheated on...takes anger management to the HNL...hole nuva lebel...

...I mean not for nothing...but....do we really need a class called SYBIL 101A!?!?!...not to be confused with Silbila...by the way...welcome aboard....but...how bad does a guy have to be before a girl tells her fave five..."I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive"?!?!?...come on now!!!!

...and what about..."carved my name into his leather seats"...that's just plain mean...it couldn't be like cloth seats...or..."I spilled Jamba Juice onto his seats...that's gonna leave a stain!"...NO!...she had to take a stiletto to his Recaros!!!!

...and...my favorite..."I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights"...why did she have to go Barry Bonds all over the front of a man's KITT 2000!?!?!?

..."slashed a hole in ALL four tires"...DAMN...what's with all the Ginsu work there Xena!?!?!?...when did destruction of private property and public humiliation become the number one and two revenge tactics!?!?!?

...do girls REALLY need this kind of help!?!?!?...whatever happened to...you catch your guy cheating...you call ALL your good looking girlfriends...you cry together...and...then...have a pillow fight...in your Victoria Secrets...oh yeah...in slow motion!?!?!?...wait...that's how I would have written the song...

...I don't know...that's just me...

...late....

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